lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body


the grindr fuckboyage is Beyond


HENNY imma let u know that it’s gon take u a little while for all that on the grindr dot com so let’s upgrade ya shaky ass phone before we start gettin picky like shaaat baby u got some work to do stat lol

HENNY imma let u know that it’s gon take u a little while for all that on the grindr dot com so let’s upgrade ya shaky ass phone before we start gettin picky like shaaat baby u got some work to do stat lol


literally WHY have i literally not made out with literally ONE person in literally forever like literally bye


gingahhh:

vaspour:

When I get sad I just strap a dildo to my bike and ride

image


when u realize you’re recording instead of snapping but u look hella rad so u roll widdit


tumblr taught me not to apologize for being excited about this so BUOLDINGS!!! BUILDINGS WITH RIDES IN THEM WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


IM GONNA BE IN SOMETHING I DESIGN

REALLY EXCITED ABT IT


do you ever just make a building and like wonder about how yr going to delegate the space within it!!!!

AND THEN YOU GET TO IMAGINE SCENARIOS THAT CHANGE YOUR PERSPECTIVE ON THE WHOLE LAYOUT!!!!!!!!

WOW YPWZA I LOVE BUILDINGS!!

making buildings and rides for life ok don’t even mess I’m so happy about buildings and rides like you can be IN THEM!!!! IN TE THING


i just wrote/invented-within-my-considerable-existence’d a laugh that will defy all laws of cute written laughter

peeheeheehee!!! bye! ;*